Hey there my sexual followers!

How you all doin'? *voice of Joey from Friends* ;D

So here are some things you should all know about me.

 A )    I'm seventeen. Whoop Whooppp~

B ) I live in Cali like the thug I am (~*-*)~

C) I didn't choose the thug life........And the thug life didn't choose me either....

      but that's besides the point I'm wasting your time trying to prove (/._.)/

D ) Oh, and one thing i should've mentioned from the beginning.......

      I couldn't give two shits if you think my story is crap .-.

      So if you have a problem, kindly fuck off.

      Other than that, welcome to the mystical land of Narnia :D

     Where all is a mystery and what hasn't been seen......cannot be proved (/>_>)/

E ) I play guitar and piano


    Wait, my mistake. I have MASTERED the guitar and piano!! I have better skills at this than i do at Pokemon ! Well maybe not as much skill (/._.)/ Just try and challenge me at a Pokemon battle bitch!!! I'll bring it on like Donkey Kong !


F ) Getting off track here....(x

     Anywho.... I absolutely L-O-V-E   One Direction and Fun.

     In other words I would be labeled as a Fun.atic and Directioner <3

    Don't give a fuck what you all think about this. Just thought I'd point it out ;)


   Continuing on from this point.......

   For you directioners out there reading this......

   I'm a hardcore Larry Stylinson shipper <3

   Don't like it you say? Well poop. Too bad ;D


G ) I would love if you would click that follow button because it looks so much better when it says "Following" on it ;D


H ) Read my story if you will bitches I did say I couldn't give two shits if you hated it (/._.)/

I ) I finally updated my bio xD

J ) That last mention was just as pointless as this one >_>

K ) I'm so sorry for wasting your time - and about half of the alphabet - on this shit xD

L ) Carry on with your day and I hope it's spectacular (: