Hi there.

I'm a teen girl/minor. No one knows I have this app, obviously.

Sexuality? I'm straight but literally everyone I'd ever had a crush on was either a female or doesn't exist. *cough cough* Billie Eilish *cough*

My hobbies? (including but not remotely limited to) Drawing, painting, listening to music, eating children, bullying other Africans online, rawdogging my pet giraffe, smoking my grandma's ashes, and playing basketball.

I have only three social apps on my phone; YouTube, Pinterest and Wattpad. Last week, I told my sister i didn't have TikTok 'cause I thought it was boring, and she looked like she was fully prepared to slap me across the face. Plus I tried downloading Instagram bcuz of the hate comments everyone was yapping abt but I didn't see any so I deleted it🙃

My type? Fictional emotionally unavailable men with flawless bone structure and tragic back stories. *wink wink* Megumi *wink*

Huge music nerd. I literally have over 500 liked songs on Spotify. The only thing I love more than music is food and smut🩶

I have only three friends; me, I and myself😌.

Allegra's not my real name, but we can't have my parents finding out their daughter is reading about fictional characters blowing each other's backs out, now can we? (Plus I think my sister's in here...😭)

Quote of the month: "Friends are like condoms; they protect you when things get hard"    🇳🇬🇳🇬