My name is Diego
My life is so sick
I have a lot of money and have a big di-HOuSe
I'm telling you man all these other rappers suck
Come into my bed so we can fu-CUdDLe
I'm the world's dopest puppet, I'm gonna be so rich
I dont like my wife because she's a big pain
Some people make fun of me, calling me a talking sock, come say that to me so I can slap you with my.......hand