@MisterToast
Hello my name is bob and I need money. My mom won't let me spend money in strip clubs and hookers alike. Please. Give me your money. Be a nice person. I also want that gum that costs 5 cents. Min heard it's good. Do please donate your money and make me happy :)
I love food. Please donate today to www.yourmom.com and I'll collect your money for my selfish doings. I mean for the starving children in Africa. Yea. That sounds better. So please pay me.
Today I feel very yummy
Today I feel yum tv
