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. I will tell you all you need to know before your first night in the for_01*_! 

First you should always have a weapon on you, no weapon you DÎ__.

Second you should have a tent already set up in the middle of the woods.

Third you must have food with you so you do_don*4 dont get hungr-gr-gry.

Fourth have some water, not pop.

Fifth make sure you have A8_ of the strange pages before you le-le-leave.

And the l@_t but no-no-not least you must have a fire place for warmth 

Ma-Make sure you know karate because theres s0me__th3ng in these woods, I think its name was sle_nder m_an, heh weird name right? Well i don't believe in him so you shouldn't either until tomorrow ___! By__!






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Konichiwa(?) everyone! I hope you liked that weird story i just happened to make up in my mind. 


Theres a special message in the "he is real" part. I bet no one will find it! >:3