Chocolate cake is better than people 
Cakey don't you think it's true?
People will beat you, mistreat you 
Cakey you're cool. 

CARROT CAKE
VANILLA CAKE
STRAWBERRY CAKE
AND THE BEST OF ALL...
CHOCOLATE CAKE

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To eat them is my real test
To have them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Teach people to understand
The power that's inside
Cake! Gotta eat 'em all
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Cake! Oh, you're my best friend
In a cake we must defend
Cake! Gotta eat 'em all
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me, and I'll teach you
Cake!
Gotta eat 'em all, gotta eat 'em all
Yeah