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Lmao how the fuck do I even start this?! Good evening, young grasshopper, hope you're chill and all that. My partner, Raquel and I would like you to donate to the 'bum ass bitches' foundation by reading our book Body Count which you will find on our joint profile, voting and giving us some constructive critiscism - it is a part slasher part comedy novel about a deadly serial killer set loose on a univetsity campus, mixed with snarky rich bitches and a fiesty latina main.
All the profits will go to helping black girls around the world get proper weaves and also, make us famous so Harry Styles notices us and lets us suck his dick.
Thank you for wasting your precious time to read this -Saint
*Paula Deen aggresively chants BUTTER BUTTER BUTTER in the background*
Body Count : https://my.w.tt/UiNb/PjuC93FMAH