2016, what do you have in store for us?
Twilight: Whatever it is, my friends and I will be able to-
Celestia: I'm sorry Princess Twilight... But your friends cannot join you on this quest.
Twilight: Do you remember what happened LAST TIME you said that? Giant red demon, lots of death and destruction...
HASBRO'S UNQUENCHABLE THIRST FOR PICKPOCKETING INNOCENT LITTLE SIX YEAR OLDS?!
Me: Don't forget the Bronies who had an equally unquenchable thirst for buying EVERY. SINGE. SET.
Celestia: WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT?! YOU GOT THAT SWEET CASTLE!
Twilight: Indeed, I still see the face of M.A Larson as he counted all the money he got from that castle, whilst he wrote Rarity's line:
"IT'S SIMPLY DEVINE!"
When in reality, HASBRO IS RUN BY THE ILLUMINATI AN-
Me: Okay that's enough we don't want any blown minds here.
Twilight: *cough cough* Right. Heh.
Me: Anywho, Happy New Years Everypony! I hope you all follow your resolutions and have an amazing 2016!
BAI MA BATS!