Mlp_wof_tadc_fan602

Okay Wattpad is having a lot of issues for me and I need to know if anyone else is having this
          
          1. It won’t let me post chapters. Like, on any of my stories. My friend tried logging in on their device, and it still wouldn’t work.
          
          2. I can’t respond to comments? This one started recently, it just says “unable to post comment”
          
          Is this happening to anyone else?

EXCFUCKINGSCUSE ME?????
          
          I JUST TOOK A WHAT’S MY SEXUALITY QUIZ AND I GOT STRAIGHT
          
          @wof_gravityfallsfan
          
          I DON’T WANNA BE STRAAAIIIGHT

I love this emoji 
          
          It just feels so… passive aggressive
          
          Like okay sweetie whatever you say 
          
          That’s all love you guys byeee

Hello, loves!
          
          A few key points on the agenda today:
          
          1. To anyone who didn’t know, I use they/them pronouns! I’ve gotten called she a few times in my fics, just wanted to clarify ^^
          
          2. My chapters haven’t been posting recently? I’m sure it’s because of my poor Wi-Fi quality, I’ll try to get some new content posted soon! It also won’t let me change the covers on my stories… >:P
          For anyone who’s currently reading You’re Safe With Me, go check out @wof_gravityfallsfan ‘s profile! She has it posted there, as well!
          
          3. I’m going to be posting the information on my lesbian OCs soon! Thank you so much for all the name ideas, I’m very excited to share!
          
          4. I just recently posted some fanart of my favorite mlp OC! You can find it in the link below!
          https://www.wattpad.com/1636505974-fanart-3-mlp-oc-intro
          
          5. I’m currently doing a Q&A! Go ask me some questions!
          
          That’s all for this morning! I’m going back to bed now… ( =v=) ᶻ  

Hi pookies
          
          I’m about to go on a two week hiatus for vacation! Just wanted to let you all know <3
          
          Also that girl I like
          
          I apparently fell asleep on her on the bus while we watched mlp 
          
          Hehe she’s so cute
          
          Okie anyways byebye everyone see y’all in two weeks!
          
          - The Departing Writing Unicorn (sparkles fade into the distance)

Hiya! I do not apologize for pinging you all repeatedly
          
          Anyways
          
          So I have these cute lil OCs… and like… they’re lesbians…
          
          And I was wondering if anyone would like a story centered around them?
          
          And also if anyone would like, I can follow this up with some explanation on these lil cutie patooties
          
          I also need names! So if anyone has name ideas, that would be awesome! They’re both silly geese and I guess kind of have the same vibe as Pinkie Pie x Twilight Sparkle or Amity Blight x Luz Noceda, if that helps
          
          So yeah! Let me know if you’d like some background on them, a story centered around them, and DEFINITELY let me know if you have name ideas! Okie biiii!
          
          Oh also happy pride month to everyone! Do you have any fun plans? Any pride fests coming up? If so, let me know, as well! I love hearing about you guys!
          
          -The Very Gay Writing Unicorn (neigh neigh sparkles rainbows lesbian flag)

Hi! If anyone reading this has flipped through my fanart (THIS IS NOT ENCOURAGING YOU TO DO SUCH, PLEASE DON’T, AS MY OLD ART IS TERRIBLE), I wanted to make it known that I cannot draw humans by ANY MEANS, but I CAN draw ponies! So I draw all of my fanart in a mlp style! I mostly posted this to ask: would anyone like to see my My Little Pony fanart? Because if not, I won’t bother posting it because I’m a lazy little shit
          
          
          ANYWAYS I ALSO POSTED THIS AS A TRAP AND NOW YOU HAVE TO READ ABOUT A GIRL I LIKE
          
          Okay she is absolutely STUNNING and she’s got the CUTEST LITTLE LAUGH and she somehow likes my freaky fugly ass… like, what??
          
          And she’s really pretty and uh yeah
          
          I just realized there’s a chance she could see this because she has a Wattpad account but she’s probably too busy reading freaky byler fics to pay attention to her notifs
          
          Okay yeah that’s all I apollo-gize for ranting
          
          -Your Very Tired Writing Unicorn (neigh sparkle sparkle)

JUST REALISED YOU HAVE MY NAME IN THE DESCRIPTION 
          
          
          
          And trust me bestie, your writing is one of the peakest in this website.

OMG WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR FOUR YEARS HOW TF DID TIME FLY BY SO FAST WTF

OMG MY LOVES I TOTALLY FORGOT TO MENTION BUT YESTERDAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY
          
          I HONESTLY FORGOT ABOUT IT 
          
          Okay just wanted to let you all know
          Farewell!~
          
          -The Oldest Writing Unicorn Ever