Hai! Ellen's the name, Reading's the game! and now to get a song stuck in your head!

'      If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
      If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
      If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
      I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape.        '