''Hi welcome to chillis.''
''ItS wEdNeSDaY My DUdEs.''
''hi thanks for checking in I'm StiLl A PieCe oF GaRbAgE.''
"Waddup, Im Jared,I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read."
"Vitamin C is Spanish for vitamin yes."

"Kick names,take ass."
"I'm hungry Marcel."
" Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the iq of the whole Street."
"Does anyone have any orange slices?"
"' How is this about me now?" "I'm sorry isn't everything?"'
"'WE ARE SO OVER!!!!" "ASDFGHJKL FINE BY ME!"'
"meep"'