Salissez pas avec moi, je vais gâcher votre visage.

If you don't know what that means, then look it up, idiot. 

I'm Stacy. 

Call me anything else, I swear I'll hunt you down and stab you. 

I love SpongeBob, ok? So if you got a problem, fuck off.

I will literally FUCK you if you talk right. 

Yeah, sure, I'm a whore. 

Actually, no, I just have fun. 

I speak the French, the Spanish, and the English. 

If you don't spell right, please go jump off a bridge.

If you message me, and I don't message back, you annoy me, and you need to get over it and get a life. 

I'm honest, honestly.

See what I did there?

I may seem boring, but if you actually get to know me... Hmm. Yeah. I'm crazy. 

Favorite hobby: Smoking weed, or drinking. Drinking anything, really. 

Interesting factoid: I stabbed someone in the face once, in 8th grade. 

Another interesting factoid: I only know the word factoid because of Olive from Ant Farm.

Give me chocolate, I'll be your best friend. 

Touch my cookie, you'll lose a hand.
...
Unless I tell you to ;)

That's it, so..

Yeah.

Bye then.