So, you've heard of the Doctor, and his travels throughout time and space, and you all probably think he;s cool, right? Well, I've met him. Yeah, he is funny, cool to be around, and an... interesting person all around, but what if I told you there was someone who could do a little more?
Well, if you haven't guessed from my arrogant tone, hello, I'm better than the Doctor. I don't just travel through time and space, I travel through the dimensions as well!
Yeah, it gets a little annoying having to explain myself repeatedly, so I've just written down a carbon copy that I put at the beginning of any of my stories. What stories? Why, the stories of my Travels, of course! Surely you all are already completely fascinated with me... You're not? Well, then you might as well turn right back around.
Oh, but you all who have decided to stay? Good, good, I like people who will listen to an old fools stories... Old? Yes, I'm old. 6,185 to be exact.But I look, oh, say,about seventeen. That's another thing. I'm... semi-immortal. Meaning, I can die, but I'll come back to life. Like I said, I'll explain later.
Now, a few things about myself... 
1. Muffins. basically what I live on.
2. I'll will kill you if you try to harm my friends. No hard feelings if it does happen though, right?
3. My background? Well, I won't show up on Google, if that's what you're thinking. Although everything else does seem to be there.
4. I am awesome.
5. Read 4 again; what else is there to say?