mochi💕💿🥛✨

R U AN OCTOPUS BECAUSE I LIKE TENTACLE PORN 

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
          
          He only comes once a year.
          
          

*Woop* *woop* that's the sound of the police

Riding around on a naked piggy riding around on a naked piggy
          
          N-A-K-E-D NAKED IS THE WAY TO BE

Skidaddle skidoodle 
          
          Bitch lemme eat my noodle's