ModernVibrator

Hey y’all I’m working on a new sally face fic I have two chapters out and rn I’m Finnish up the third one I’m actually kind of proud of this one so far I would really appreciate it if you read it

ModernVibrator

Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here's why: according to the average high of a minion (3''5') Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original despicable me, you know there is a scene when Victor kidnaps the three girls and shoots a proceeds to shoot a series of heat-seeking missiles at Gru, he them dodges them all. According to the speed of am as brave ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size the disable according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% OD their original speed. Plus after Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning the spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force GREATER then 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pund car crashing into a wall at 40 miles per hour. I rest my case.

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A Star has 5 ends. 
          A square has 4 ends. 
          A triangle has 3 ends. 
          A line has 2 ends. 
          But a circle of our friendship has no end. Send this to all your friends, [Including me if I am one] if you get 5 back, you're a great friend! 
          If you get 10 back, you're a freaking amazing friend!! 
          One of a kind-
          If you get 15 back,

ModernVibrator

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I need to rant so hold on 
          
          Today I slept in till 6 (I usually get up at 4) I got ready like Norman u til I had to go to the bus stop, so I get there and I realize, I forgot my clarinet at home. So I have to run back to my house grab it and come back to the bus stop so I run back down the street (I live on the other side) to my house o get it and promptly run back down to the stop half way there I see the bus had picked up everyone else so I get my bag which I had left there and began to walk back to my house then, it hits me. While running my phone decided to throw itself out of my bodies pocket.  greeeaaat. So I get back to my house about to cry Andi do in fact cry plopping my things down going over to my dad's door and knocking for him, he's a heavy sleeper so he doesn't wake up so I'm sitting there panicking messaging my friend on discord about how I'm shaking and I can't stop and I'm balling my eyes out and my dad comes in and tells me to shut up and that hell drive me he just needs to get dressed reasonable so I go pee while I wait and then I start to throw up and I'm in there for 30 minutes according to my dad anyway I finnish up and spend the day in bed (obviously) anyway so my mom has to go to a meeting for my 504 after work so she's home a bit later than usual and do you remember about how my phone decided to jump out of my pocket well me and my mom walk about the street trying to find it and guess what, my mom finds it. In a trash can. So I get home wash the fuck outta my phone and I decide to out to the backyard and walk around with my dog to chill so I do so with my favorite pair if boots on, my dog Rams into me because he's a bulldog and he's strong it pushes me back, which of that moment I step in dog shit, so I went back inside and washed my boot... Sorry I just needed to get this out of my system