Moe but in English

Bruh i can't keep making new stories, this is becoming a problem, i have like 6 on going stories right now (counting my spanish profile) and like 9 that i haven't published please i should try to finish at least one 

My fbi agent writing his report on my internet activity like ໒(⌐■_■)७✎▤ what is with this bitch and portuguese curse words wtf who are they beefing with

Me when i turn my shitpost account into a legit account and use it to write my secret little arven fanfiction while my spanish readers cry because I've been on hiatus for years 
          
          His name in spanish is freaking Damian bro why'd they do that Arven is such a cute name wtf they should've just kept it like, y'all don't translate literally anything else so why, WHY

Te seguís a vos misma, SOS Re troll