Alright world! I have an announcement.
*insert royal trumpet announcement noise*
I don't like the name Phillis. I'm sorry of you have that name (if you do it's nothing personal, but I will meet you and treat you like a normal person if you do). I think the name is scandalous. I mean you can't add 'lis' to the name Phil. You can't. @Irishgirly hears this rant often and still uses the name often or brings it up. Thanks for listening to my rant.
<3,
Mogan