LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 
Welcome to my profile! I have no idea what's going on, and at this point, I'm too afraid to ask!
 I've replaced my sanity with old, crusty soda and hot sause.
Please ignore the screaming coming from the basement.
that's just my unfinished drafts! 
NO EXIT IN SIGHT! 🎩✨



​My writing style is best described as: Jax threw a bowling ball at my phone.


​Current Mental State: ◌ ◌ ◌ 
(45% abstracted...)
Special Skills: Writing fantasy, ignoring my responsibilities, and thowing stuff at Prince Roderick (my series villain)
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"I don't know who I am, but I know I have to post another chapter." 
- Me, probably.



I'm not mean, I just have 'Jax energy.' Also, I stole your keys :)