Welcome to my Kingdom of Unfinished Business🏰 
Please watch your step; there are abandoned plot threads everywhere.

I only write fantasy because my real life lacks dragons and my stories lack endings ✍️ 
I am currently yapping in a void of my own making. You can stick around as long as you don't ask about the word count.
In my world, magic is real and 'The End' is a myth.

Don't worry, I'm not procrastinating; I'm just 'brainstorming' on the back of my eyelids and giving my characters time to think about their life choices.

I'm a 'plotter' in the Video games and a 'not-er' in the sheets (of paper) 🎮📃
90% of my personality is just internal monologues I'll never actually publish.

I promise I'm nicer than the people I write about.
I'm just a bunch of typos in a trench coat.🫠
​🗡️ I'm not a mean person, I just write like one.

I put the 'cry' in 'why did I write this tragic backstory?' And the 'sin' in 'World-Building Assassin.' 
(Wait, that sounded a lot cooler in my head.)

I Build a world just so I can set it on fire. 🔥 
The series I am currently working will only be 18 stories long.