You don't know me and you never will. Just saying. ;)
Collection of random quotes:
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. (Rami Belson)
I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.
No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy (Henry Kissinger)
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. (Oscar Wilde)
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. (Benjamin Franklin)
There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it.
WICKEDLY WILD WISE WORDS
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Of course I'm in shape. Isn't Round a shape?
Time flies like an arrow, while fruit flies like a banana.
I am not short, I just don't have to bend down as far.
A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation.
Consciousness- that annoying time between naps.
May today be better than yesterday, but, not as good as tomorrow.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
What is originality? Undetected plagiarism.
Everyone has the power to make others happy. Some do it by entering the room, others by leaving it.
Take my advice, I’m not using it.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
FunFact: My username is the name of my first novel that I plan to publish under this penname on wattpad!:P
Email me at: moltendreams@gmail.com
- with the bananas! :P visit me in hell dearies :D
- JoinedMarch 17, 2013
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