well, let's just say that I am a lovely fellow who can't care about other people's problems but nothing can stop me from giving solutions.


ONLY FAKE PEOPLE HAVE A FACADE, REAL PEOPLE JUST DON'T GIVE A DAMN

And I am the genius at dad jokes 
 What happened when the frog parked illegally
It got toad

The rotation of the earth really makes my day

A girl said she met me at the vegiterian club .. but I have never met herbivores

Where does the sheep get a haircut ... The baba shop

What do you call a singing computer ....? 
A_dell

Orions belt is a huge waist of space ..... This is an ok joke only 3 starts
Well that's enough