Why, hello there! Welcome to my kingdom! 
*sips tea from Victorian cup in a far too British manner*
You may call me Mona, if you please. 

I am a young girl with not much experience in life- and that may cause you some doubts about me ruling SUCH a huge country- but there are some things I am 100% sure of about myself.

1~ I am not insane. Only 35.5% as an insanity test once said, but no more. 
2~ I sing in a band called Zodiac, and don't go searching us because we're not on the web YET. And I'm also a songwriter.  
3~ I'm not a fast updater. I only write when there's INSPIRATION. 
4~ I most certainly CANNOT deal with criticism and flames and such; so please keep that in mind when commenting on my stories or whatever.
5~ I'm into Harry Potter- the series, I mean. Ahem.- I've read the books twelve times, and even write fanfictions! Check out my profile on Fanfiction.Net! The pen name's  PoisonParadiseExpress.

Well, that's all about me. Hope you enjoy my stories. Yada yada yada.

Love you all,

~MonaKarmeniaLisa