Mongoose

I do most my reading when I’m whipped, especially last year, AND SO I JUST HAVE PEOPLE REPLYING TO THE STUPID COMMENTS I LEAVE EVERYWHERE send help please

Shitty ass update is about to make me get my laptop out just to fuck around with this shit

My crazy hear me out is Billy la bufanda from senor wooly.

forget about wattpad cuz I started to be an actual funcktionibg adult but maybe I’m not cause I’m high as shit rn

Update he didn’t kill me and he’s now sold as a project for a friend of mine who fell in love with his trot. But I think I might actually die because ao3 is down.

just got a new horse. A colt that just turned three, he has two rides on him and has successfully thrown off the grown man each time. I’m going to try a different approach and see if it works better. Let you know if I die

NOTHING COULD’VE PREPARED ME FOR NO PATHS ARE BOUND LIKE I WAS EXCEPTING TO CRY BECAUSE OF HOW SAD TGCF IS BUT LIKE IM SHITTING TEARS

Hey, are you No Stirrup November? Cause you forced yourself onto me(equestrian trauma rizz)

I MISSED MY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY ON THIS ACCOUNT GODDAMMINT

Been reading a lot of ao3 and I forgot how boring the comments on there were like I want the unhinged funny shit that makes me throw my phone across the room(don’t throw your phones kids they’re expensive af)