Mongoose

Alcohol is the cure to all cold s I promise

Never stop learning about deez nuts

I love talking to myself on here every few months

I do most my reading when I’m whipped, especially last year, AND SO I JUST HAVE PEOPLE REPLYING TO THE STUPID COMMENTS I LEAVE EVERYWHERE send help please

Shitty ass update is about to make me get my laptop out just to fuck around with this shit

My crazy hear me out is Billy la bufanda from senor wooly.

forget about wattpad cuz I started to be an actual funcktionibg adult but maybe I’m not cause I’m high as shit rn

Update he didn’t kill me and he’s now sold as a project for a friend of mine who fell in love with his trot. But I think I might actually die because ao3 is down.

NOTHING COULD’VE PREPARED ME FOR NO PATHS ARE BOUND LIKE I WAS EXCEPTING TO CRY BECAUSE OF HOW SAD TGCF IS BUT LIKE IM SHITTING TEARS

Hey, are you No Stirrup November? Cause you forced yourself onto me(equestrian trauma rizz)