'Ello!  My name is Lizzy- you may have heard of me.  (Not really, but now...)  I'm weird, I'm fifteen, and go away. ;)

This is Emma and you DEFINITELY have NOT heard of me because I don't do Wattpad (except for this). I, too, am odd, which explains why Elizabeth (her REAL name) and I are friends. I honestly think Wattpad is 90% for people who have no writing skill (@19cozzenel is in the 10% btw; go check her stuff out).

We made this account for fake (and semi-fake and real) love letters, signed by Mary Poppins. Don't ask why, just read and enjoy. And maybe print these out and put them in people's lockers at your school. Because you can.

RULES:
-you must mention a game (this could be a board game or an app, but it MUST be mentioned)
-there NEEDS  to be at least one bizarre (badly written) analogy or comparison (for example:  "But soft!  What light through yonder window 
breaks!" or )
-the letter MUST be very gushy and lovey-dovey, but awkward. If your letter is well-written, REWRITE IT.
-you must include one threat (for example:  If you don't love me, honey-bunches, I will slash only three of your tires, so YOU have to pay instead of your insurance.)
-you have to use language such as "thou" and "thee" (not 100% of the time, but include it) AND you have to use the word "bae" at LEAST once
-the letter HAS to be signed from Mary Poppins and NO ONE ELSE!!!

Feel free to make your own and read ours if you want, but we won't make you because we aren't beggars.