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Man, this is something. I just want to thank all of you for supporting me and following this account. Originally I made this account to read and write Undertail fanfiction, and then I slowly expanded into other areas such as anime, DSMP, and other things. It's weird looking back on all of this, honestly.
          
          I know that some of you guys have followed me since way back in my Undertail era and I hope you guys have been happy to see me and my account grow so much. 
          
          I know that I'm never on here and that I never post, and I'm sorry for that. I really am, because I love you guys. I think it's officially time to let all of you know that I probably won't end up posting any stories on here, anymore. Just to reassure you guys, this isn't me saying that I'm dying or am going into hiding or anything, it's just that I'm never on Wattpad and I don't think I have anything left to write for this site. 
          
          Of course, I'll still check in with you guys whenever I remember and feel like cringing at some of the old works on here (writing, art, and otherwise), but, let's be honest, that'll probably only happen once every few months.
          
          So, thank you guys, and best of wishes to all of you! You're all amazing and I want you to take this moment to breathe, relax, drink some water, get something to eat if you need to, and remind yourself that you're wonderful and deserving of love and affection. 
          
          Much love,
          Cynic, Monster_0361

Where do you got your pfp? it looks sick 

Hey, so I'd apologize for being inactive but at the same time I can't log on here unless I want to face the pain of having to look at the comments of my terribly written anime smut. so.

Are you gonna do kinktober 2021?

Are you doing any projects for October, if you catch what I'm trying to say?

Yo you k dude, or are ded?

Hello old friend

Well, it's been about three days. Idk, I think so anyway.
          
          Anyway, my screen notif thing said I've gotten 69 notifications, which is a fucking LIE bc I've woke up to more than that.
          
          Anyway, that's what it says and it's a lier</3

It's 3:03 AM, June 6, 2021.
          
          I have had notifications off on Wattpad for nearly 6 months, maybe more, and have not turned them on since.
          
          I have decided that, for scientific reasons, I will leave Wattpad notifications on for an entire three days (was going to do a week but I'm physically impossible of that). I will not clear the notification bar (even if it annoys me) and will see how many notifications it says I have by the end of it.
          
          This will show just how sad of a life I live where I get however many notifications on Wattpad within such a small time span.
          
          Blow up my notifs, besties. 
          
          I will report my findings within three days. See you then.

Besties.... I think I might have to get a bit controversial here:/
          
          Dnf book plots are almost always the exact same on Wattpad and they aren't fun to read.
          
          I'M SORRY! DNF IS ACTUALLY AN OK SHIP (not my otp tho, sorry✋) BUT THE CHARACTERS ARE SO TWO DIMENSIONAL AND I JUST-- SOME ARE GOOD BUT THERE ARE SO MANY BAD FICS OUT THERE I JUST CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO READ THEM SKDNKS
          
          Anyway, on Ao3 it isn't as bad. I still don't read them tho bc I don't like reading dnf, bc I'm more with Sleepy Bois family stuff or Karlnap- most of the time it's the prior. 
          
          PS: 
          Another reason I don't like dnf fanfics are bc they're always super fetishy, too. Like, comments and the content itself. At least on Wattpad it is.