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I need a hero
          
          Or to be sentimentally stable, whichever is more likely to come first. :,)

Alright, so this relates to my previous post but like not about vamos this time. If I was in a story with a living suit of armor I think I’d wanna become their friend. Now, I know what you’re thinking “isn’t it gonna try to kill you?” And to that I’d say absolutely, but like the pros outweigh cons
          
          Con: 
          -possibly die
          -possibly die a terrible death
          -possibly die a terrible death with slow agonizing pain due to a literal medieval weapon piercing through me like my fork pierced through cake 
          
          Pros:
          -they’d be a great listener.

So like, I like to think I’m immune to vampires. I mean, I constantly eat things that are or have garlic as an ingredient but even if I was it’s funny because if I was approached by a vampire I’d probably say something stupid like, “it’s funny how a bucket of water achieved way more than you ever have.” And then I’d proceed to get thrown off a cliff or something idk vampires be kinda silly goofy moods when murdering victims.

Happy PRIDE!!
          
          Now I can do whatever the hell i want!
          
          *starts drawing midway loses motivation* goddammit! 

To all the lesbians! 
          
          Slay.
          (Ps happy lesbian visibility day!)

So Y’know how we just casually hear about ghost stories and are a little spooked? I always wondered if ghosts were real would they see me as an indecent-looking-teen since I don’t wear 1800s dresses? Am I like a ghost to them?? Do they not know they are dead and see me as the weird one? What is going on? •_• I don’t need sleep I need maybe story ideas and answers that I will never actually do anything with.

The easiest way to know where you left off in Avatar
          
          Zukos hair length

I have put a little jingle bell that fell from my Christmas socks and put it on my dogs collar so now her name is not only in Spanish and means ‘pretty’ but it’s also a pun. 
          
          I have achieved peak intellect.

I looked back at my drawings and found a cute one that touched me so I decided to share a message from past me:
          
          “I’ve heard the phrase nothing is something, and maybe you feel like nothing but to me nothing has meaning, nothing is special in itself. So be proud even if it’s for a little bit, because you’re something special.”

I don’t get why people decide the best way to get pickles out of your burgers is to immediately complain to the employees. Wouldn’t it be faster if you just took them out? Doesn’t your food get cold??