I'm a reclusive being that lives off of cheese, chocolate, breadcrumbs, and the tears of small children in my fully furbished cave in the middle of nowhere USA, (also commonly known as the Midwest). I enjoy entertaining my toddler, drawing, reading, and serving my spoiled cats in my spare time when I'm not slumped over a computer, staring dazedly at the screen. My imagination is what some psychologists label as "overactive" and sometimes I think I can speak to my characters, and to a lesser extent, my cats. I might have a day job where I "save people's lives" and crap like that, but I much prefer my cave as a self-proclaimed, and widely acknowledged, hermit. 

As a cautionary message: Read my works at your own discretion, I'm a novice novelist, not a professional. I don't even play one on T.V.