Max ;p

I'm so done with people in comments complaining about smut I write. 
          It's always something about the pet names or the characters, I always try to give a warning or a disclaimer that there's gonna be smut and if you read it anyway that's not my fault, it honestly feels like you guys literally forget I can read the comments.

When ur High asf trying to write smut but everything is funny 

Has anyone seen dead end? 
          Ok so spoiler warning ⚠️ 
          
          
          
          
          
          Pauline Phoenix is a demon, specifically demon royalty.
          Ok I mean first, why is there an elevator to hell in the middle of dead end? 
          How does she know about seal the body up much before Courtney tells her, I mean she literally says to her fans in episode 9 "yall know the words".
          Led alone how can she switch bodies? 
          How does a human spirit know how to do that?
          And lastly why does her magic look like temuluchus', the game show host has purple magic, Courtney as an imp obviously had red magic, and temeluchus and his sisters is green because they're demon royalty, or possibly it's their families magic that's green, but so is paulines.. 
          
          I mean this can't all be coincidence, and there are so many other questions the theory leads to like "why doesn't she go back to hell?" 
          Temuluchus can only possess a human every 100 Years, so if Pauline is a demon how can she stay on earth and do it again and again. 
          Well, you know how Courtney lost her memory, she didn't even know she was banned by angels until the last episode. 
          With a spirit as mean and greedy as Pauline it would make sense for her to be banned from hell. 
          
          Honestly I feel like a young film theory rn, I've never been wrong about a show or even a movie before, I guessed in the second episode of insatiable about the two bobs having tension, and then they tried to have a relationship.
          Then with stranger things, after season 3 I guessed Steve was queer and would probably get a bf or something and then eddie shows up 2 years after me thinking this.
          And lastly repo the genetic opera, I saw the end from a mile away somehow.. 
          Either I'm literally a genius, psychic, or really good at manifesting but either way I mean it's so obvious.
          
          Also sorry about the whole rant, but I am so avid about this, I have to be right 

Just had to go to church and thought about men the entire time.
          Also the guy that bullied me when we were kids is really hot so now I don't know if I want to be mad at him or...

Dude why do I write so well when I'm high??? Like when I'm high I write the juiciest sexiest smut I ever have and when I'm not you can literally tell the difference in quality like excuse me?

Is anyone who follows me aromantic, I just found out I might be and idk it's kind of a weird idea to me but it makes so much sense. 
          I mean I've never actually had a crush on someone, I've just felt attraction to people and go after them out of convenience if that makes sense? 
          It also doesn't take allot for me to become obsessed with someone, because I don't really need to feel love or whatever my feelings for attraction and affection can grow very easily and on almost nothing. 
          Plus I've always felt weird about the idea of "true love" and marriage and kids, I just want to be a teenager with another teenager you know. 
          And it also explains why my romantic chapters are so cheesy and badly done, I don't know the feeling and I don't know how to explain a feeling I don't know so I just half ass it. 
          Idk maybe it's a trauma response, or I haven't met the right person before, but I don't get how I've never had a "real crush" in 16 years.
          
          Please if anyone knows about this stuff reply or message me I'm very confused, and I can't really "let it be" cause i hate not being self aware and knowing stuff about myself so ya

Tw: rant about smut so it's kinda inappropriate lol 
          
          
          
          
          
          I hate it when people who have no idea what they're talking about write mlm fanfiction. Mostly smut, like first they go in dry, dude I've been there, it hurts ALLOT, plus the guy would barely be able to move especially not pounding into a dude like they explain with an "inhuman pace" girl what?!?!? And then the limping joke... again I've been there, the limping joke while kinda funny isn't true at all trust me if you do everything safe you won't even be limping right after. 
          Sure it's just fanfiction but I mean think about it, gay teenagers flood this app, we shouldn't be giving them wrong ideas about anal s3x because God knows Schools aren't gonna teach it and parents most likely won't talk about it. 
          

I am so pissed rn why every single book I come across does it have to be seme reader , and they can't even put it in the description or intro page so I don't even know, and ok maybe my rage is a bit dumb but my mess are out of balance and I'm so mad ughhhh

My old friend is fuckinh with mg vent account im kiterally gonna cry, she knows that i dont like telling people about thst account snd i like to keep it anonymous i cant believe this

I’m rewatching high school of the dead and I just have to say 
          Hikashi is literally a male manipulater and I bet he cry’s to wheezer and creep by radio head