I'm a slightly grumpy, slightly funny woman to whom writing is providing a welcome distraction. So I hope it helps transport you too, if only for a little while.

Please let me know what you think and if you like it; if you want to give constructive criticism, that is very welcome too. But don't be an arse. This is supposed to be for fun.

I do proof, proof, and proof again... but if you find a mistake, please let me know and also please forgive me. English is my first language, but I left school decades ago. ♥