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MoonGeek

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MoonGeek

Dan and Phil were sitting down, ready to play more of their Undertale playthrough. They were supposed to record something else, but Dan and Phil could tell Undertale was a fan favorite. Everyone kept asking for them to upload, but nobody came. The reason, however, was something they hed to keep to themselves. Phil sighed.
          
          "I-I can't do this anymore," Phil stated, he was done pretending.
          
          "I feel ya," replied Dan, placing his hand on Phil's shoulder, "maybe we shouldn't hide it anymore."
          
          "No, we can't do that," said Phil, "Just think of the phangirls!"
          
          "Good point."
          
          They sat there in silence, each waiting for the other to say something, but nobody came.
          
          After a little bit, Dan started a conversation.
          
          "So... Should we?"
          
          Phil put his hand to his chin and thought for a bit.
          
          He shrugged.
          
          "You do you boo."
          
          Dan nudged him in the stomach, aggresively.
          
          "Ow!" Shouted Phil, holding his stomach, which was aching in pain, "What was that for?!"
          
          "It was for you being a spork, ya spork!"
          
          Phil laughed at his boyfriends statement.
          
          "Let's just play the damn game."
          
          Phil nodded.
          They started to turn the recording material on, and soon began.
          
          Where did this come from_1

Happydragneelx

ur such a spork
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[when you text your friend about friendzoning the love of your life cx)
          
          Me: Motoki I need a favor
          
          It took a minute.
          
          Haruna: I’m not bringing you condoms at 10 at night.
          
          Me: I need you to come to the restaurant
          
          Haruna: You need a ride home?
          
          Me: No
          
          Me: I just need you to drive up to the restaurant
          
          Haruna: What?
          
          Me: And when you see someone standing in the middle of the street
          
          Me: Just accelerate
          
          Me: Just fucking mow me down
          
          Me: Please
          
          Haruna: Dude, you’re freaking me out.
          
          Haruna: Wtf happened?
          
          Me: I think I just accidentally friendzoned the love of my life because a waitress said we looked cute together and I choked
          
          Haruna: Jesus Christ, you’re a disaster.
          
          Me: Will you do it?
          
          Haruna: Do what?
          
          Me: Run me over with your car
          
          Haruna: I’m not going to commit vehicular manslaughter just because you put your foot in your mouth
          
          Me: Assisted suicide*
          
          Haruna: Just stay where you are, okay?
          
          Haruna: You’re not really suicidal, are you?
          
          Me: No
          
          Me: I just hate myself
          
          Haruna: Order some shots of baijiu
          
          Haruna: I’ll be there in 10