So...some interesting things about me...well, for starters, let me tell you about how i was born. My mom was an astronaut and was about to go on a mission to the moon, but then got pregnat with me. She didn't know she was pregnant, and just thought she was gaining weight. People tried to tell her that she was pregnant, but she refused to believe it. As to prove it, she went on the mission anyway. And guess what? Just before she was about to step on the moon for the first time, she had me. So technically i was born on the moon!
When we got back to Earth, when i was six, my morher was murdered in front of me. I still remember...
My dad took care of me for three years, until he died of lung cancer.
I was found on the streets of Italy. I don't remember very well, but i do know that a nice woman came and took care of me. When i was eleven, i realized that i felt bisexual. So Vincenza(the nice lady) brought me to DFS in Gulf Shores, where i met another bisexual, Zally, and we are still friends. At DFS, i was given the iPad I currently write on. The third worst day of my life was the day i came home in seventh grade and didn't find Vincenza. So i ran into the woods and was almost killed by a pack of wolves. But, then, i realized that i was harming them. I stayed with their pack for five months until February 10, when a group of hunters killed the wolves and brought me to the nearest orphanage. I was adopted the same year on October 25, by my loving parents Jill Foxx and Sam Foxx. They let me keep my first and last name, Maberline Jabberjinx. The worst thing is, I don't know when my birthday is! So i just use October 25 as my birthday. I am now in eighth grade. And still keep in touch with Zally!