Unfortunately, I am incapable of creating a quick bio properly. It will either be too short and make me seem like a thoroughly boring person, or I'll go on and on about myself, getting into details that are of no true importance to a person surfing the web. In short, I am an overly emotional and passion filled nerd, and that's all you really need to know.  So...yes...this is my bio. 
My fictional writing is a bit better (at least in my opinion) perhaps you should check that out instead.