Welcome to my world.

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A human being. Professional procrastinator. Kind of a good Samaritan, terrible athlete, but extremely blessed in the napping skills department. I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking. 

Book Lover 📖 Obsessed with cheese 🧀. The secret ingredient is always cheese.

Just trying to make my writing dream a reality.

I regret nothing you see in my bio/about.