As my name suggests, I'm merely a girl who has a love of moose, despite having never seen one before.
Here are some things about me:
🔸 Loves reading, especially classic books and cozy crime
🔸 I want to be an author, but can't think of a story line
🔸 Feels like I'm one of the only people who's happy to be alive.
❤️ Loves ❤️
💕 Eating crisps (who doesn't)
💕 Cats
💕 Commenting rubbish on Wattpad
💕 Making awful jokes and puns
💕 Reading any book genre, from humour to horror
💕 Hanging out with friends
💕 Geography and English lessons.
❌ Hates ❌
💔 Planes, never been on one and never plan to. An irrational fear
💔 Snobby people who think they're the best
💔 Maths and science
💔 Petty arguments
💔 When people get higher on a test than me 😂.
I'll admit here and now that I'm a grammar fanatic, and will happily point out any slight mistake you make. I try not to whilst reading, but sometimes it slips out. I call it constructive criticism. 😂🤗
Want to hear some jokes?
What did one tectonic plate say to the other when they collided?
"Oops, my fault". 😂😂
A sheepdog rounded up all the sheep and came back to the farmer. The farmer asked how many he rounded up, and the dog said "60". The farmer said that's strange, there's only 57 sheep. The dog replied with "I rounded them up." 😂😂
I made up a new word- plagiarism. 😂😂
Ok this is a pun but... Once my sister was making a roll for lunch, and she dropped all of the rolls everywhere. She shouted "5 SECOND RULE", and I was like "No, it's a 5 second ROLL". 😂😂 She didn't get it, I was so cheesed.
That's it!
If you're looking at this, you've probably seen me clogging up the comments section. Sorry not sorry.
Bye!
- SHE'S BEHIND YOU!
- JoinedOctober 14, 2018
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