*waves* see the follow button up there? Just click it. You know you wanna...it give free cookies to people who press it...

Disclaimer: lie lie lie

I'm the incredibly ridiculous and unnecessary Mordo791, case you missed that when you selected mah profile. Since I don't have anyone who will do this for me like everyone seems to do on wattpad these days, I am apparently on me own.

Interests: Writing (da duh), Regular Show, Simpsons, Big Bang Theory, Walking Dead, 24, basketball, The Other Guys, The Dark Knight, Family Guy, ADDDDDDVEEENTTTURE TIIIIIIME :DDDDDD

Some facts that no one will read 
1. I once had a dream a sheep was trying to break into my house...
2. Plz dont kill me but...one D fanfics make me want to shoot myself
3. I'm a member of a rare species wattpadders refer to as "males." I can prove it...:O *takes out shaving thingy* see! What'd you think I was gonna do? Pervert!
4. I'm not a procrastinator, I just enjoy the thrill of doing all my work in the last five minutes.
5. This is my French bro. :3D he's got a badass stache and I know you all are jealous. He is named Frank. Shut up, that's obviously of French origin.
6. You should follow mua on Twitter! Or not, since I don't have an account

Dirty Dancin'     <(' '<)  <(' ')>  (>' ')>

The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me. ^(^__^)^

DO THE HARLEM SH- no -.- 

Say YOLO and you die e.e

"Why is it that if you take advantage of a tax break and you're a corporation, you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something you need to not be hungry, you're a moocher?" 
   ~Jon Stewart
______________ Post this on your wall if you don't know how to make keyboard works of art either! :3

Well, uh, this is it. Wazah *makes rainbow with hands* my teachers have always told me to end with closing sentence...but they're not here so muhahaha

Here's Frank again! :3D