Firstly lemme start off by saying Fukk ya chicken strips. 


Not-so-interestingly interesting facts: 

★ Name: composed of letters in the alphabet. 

★ Gender:...does this even exist?? 

★ Age: between 1 & 100

★ Height: taller than what you think, yet shorter than what you thought




- I eat from both sides of a hot pocket 

- I put the I in team 

- I sleep with my socks on 

- Superman is better than Batman

- I'd rather catch a cold than catch feelings 

- I'm the kid who my parents told me they didn't want me hanging around

- If *insert irresponsible friend's name here* tells m to jUmP oFf a bRidGE I'ma do that shit 

- I'm actually dead but the outside of me refuses to acknowledge that 

- Kpop has ruined me 
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Things to remember: 

- Life's too fucking short; live every day like ur last 

- Closed mouths don't get fed; speak ur mind baby 

- You're a god damn superhero... well, mine anyway
 
- Looks fade, SAVAGENESS is forever 

- You were made to be a Gucci you, not a Walmart them. 

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I don't give a damn if you're a Victorious secret or Calvin Klein model I'ma always choose food over everything bro, believe dat 


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Whenever you feel like ur having a bad day, just know that once upon a time my cupcake fell on the floor and I drenched it in water to clean it off... And yes it was the last one. 
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Ps.
JACKSON WANG has my whole broken un-beating heart. <3

Stay humble my friends 

(This is a long ass 'iforgotwhatitscalleddontdragme' but now that it's over I think I'm kinda gonna miss you.......SIKE tf I AM LEGITNESS!) 

★see you on the flip side★