Well a little about me.... My name is Morgenstern ;D not really, my name is actually Shelby Bird. I have loved writing for as long as I can remember and have started many a story and have yet to finish one, terrible i know but i just get so many ideas randomly i can't seem to concentrate on a single one for long. Either that or i decide i don't quite know enough yet on the subject and i am a perfectionist, so everything must be historically accurate, scientifically correct, so on and so forth. Hence why I have yet to finish my most popular work thus far 'Protection or Fire'. I also love to read, which i believe is a given being a writer, you must read as to learn the ways of writing and grammar. I was never good in English in school, well when it came to apostrophes hyphens and what not at least, I've always had a knack for spelling and grammar however. But needless to say everyone makes mistakes, including infamous editors. I seem to be rambling, so i suppose i should simply list a few more things about me and get this over with eh?  My favorite color is blue, light blue, to be exact. My favorite animal an elephant. My favorite band is Rammstein, my favorite celebrity being in turn Till Lindemann, oh baby xD I have two brothers two sisters, one sister having died as an infant. i have to dogs, a chocolate lab named 'Choco' (original right? my dad chose it) and a beagle all to myself who I gave the name of 'Da Vinci' artistic and original if i do say so myself, eh? well anyways, i have many interests, including writing screenplays, watching and studying films, acting, movie makeup, music, and lots of other stuff :) well i believe i am done rambling on... Toodloo :D

BTW if you have made it to this point i congratulate you, and thank you for reading a terribly boring passage on a terribly boring person. If you disagree.... well i congratulate you further by being entertained by the passage above. Needless to say, thank you, and congratulations :)