Sephtis

Cough, its nearly 3am and I'm crying over an animation about death and a deer :(((

I'm switching to fanfics cuz holy bananas, I can't deal with long term stories

Cough cough cough 
          
          I'm getting a haircut
          
          Help me
          
          I don't know how to trust the person who'll cut it
          
          They make me look like a fool, I burn them.
          
          Wish me luck.

OK, its either an alien story where a single dad is captured by an alien.
          
          Or
          
          Its a remake of a story I started on a old old old account about some guy who was a therapist and one if his patients go coo coo.