What's up, my name's Morphine and I'm a clown that simps for clowns.
You're here because I'm going to be posting Reptilian Spy fanfic and I don't blame you.
I have an AO3 account but decided to try my hand here instead for these particular pieces I'll be posting.
I will be posting 18+ content so if you're a minor I kindly ask that you click away. I cannot, of course, stop you from doing anything but I am not comfortable with minors consuming my content. And the focus of my content: Spy, is not comfortable with minors consuming his content, either. My work is tagged appropriately. This is your warning. 
Enjoy your stay in Clown Hell!