Ongoing: "The Pickled Beat"
New Chapters Every Monday
Next Part: "four" COMING 8/28

Author's Note: 
This is a first draft that I'm writing on the fly each week. 
Started Writing: August 3rd, 2021

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I really should write something about myself, you know? So you can get to know me?  "MoseyOnward" and a whole bunch of faceless patterns doesn't really tell ya'll much. Food's a thing that I like... good food... and...

Well... shit.

...that certainly does come after food. 

And now we're into poop jokes. 

I don't think this is working out. 
It's not you, it's me. 
Let's just go back to the way things were before I started telling you stuff...

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VERY new here. Got reccos for a wattpad noob? Feedback, comments, and gratuitous shreddings of bad writing are all much appreciated. 

I'm writing "The Pickled Beat" on the fly. I'll address big changes as I go but the main goal is: keep moving forward. Write with the hands, edit with the brain, enjoy the hell out of making something weird. I hope you enjoy too.