There are two of us, Eridassy and Nemo-man. We are 2 weird people starting off on Wattpad writing gay fanfics about our cats. 
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ANYWAYS... Hope you enjoy our 'unique' stories 
               
Dictionary:
Glub
Blub
Sizzle
Meow
Moo
Felropi
Sday
Mysel
Adory
Bia

You shall figure out this inside joke soon enough and then just end up thinking even weirder of us.