Hijinksofthecentury
hi im not dead I think, My acc got yeeted so heres me new account!
Mothsaysgivelamp
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I'm alive
Somehow
I think
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First mental breakdown of the yearrr
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I come from a land where being able to feel your limbs is a privilege, your coffee freezes the second you step outside, and raccoons (and your rat like friends) steal your FUCKING SPICEY PEACH GUMMIES GOD DAMMIT EMMA.
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Me looking at my crappy writing: how the hell does it have 27 reads why
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Happy Thanksgiving yall
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It's 1:46am us time. Kill me.
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Happy 12:56 fucking am
Welcome to singing California girls in wattpad messages
I'm your host laz
Reply to sing along lmao
I'm so tired I slept 4 hours in the past 2 days lmao
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Greetings loved ones
Let's take a journey
I know a place
Where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet n' wild
There must be something in the water
Sippin' gin and juice
Laying underneath the palm trees
(Undone)
The boys
Break their necks
Try'na to creep a little sneak peek
(At us)
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Random ass thing that happened a few days ago:
There was a pear, and me and @HeyItsJustAXisuma wanted to eat it
We merged our collective braincell to figure out that we needed to split it
How did we split it?
With a gawd dang plastic spoon and a pair of safety scissors.
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Yall it started- I have like paragraphs of lore and ideas but my motivation flopped over and died so- yeah also life is hectic at the moment so enjoy my once-in-a-million-year updates