BAM! You've just been hit with my level of awesomeness. Hurt didn't it? Ha, knew it. I'm probably the most random person you'll ever talk to and that's saying a lot considering I know some pre-tty random peeps. Like that hot girl, Cat, in that Nick show. Eh, I don't know her but, still. 

I'm addicted to mountain dew. That stuff if my life source. I've got one everyday. I'm talking bout a two liter, not a little can. Voltage is probably the best, but Code Red's good, too. I have yet to taste a Mountain Dew that I hate. Doubt that day's gonna come. But, even though I live basically live off Mountain Dew and pizza, I ain't fat. I'm into basketball, lacrosse, football, soccer, and hockey. I love basketball the most, though. Yup, total jock here. I go to the gym every day, but when I don't, I work out even longer the next day. Because I'm awesome like dat.

As you can see, I'm pretty cocky, but that's before you get to know me. Once you do, I'm a major dork. Trust me. My dorkiness'll slap you in the face, like my awesomeness just did.