So I have recently had the scariest encounter with a spider EVER.
It started this morning when I was showering. I have a very nice light in my shower, and I have accidentally looked at it many a time while washing my hair. But today, I looked at the right on accident, and there was a furry, moving LEG OF A SPIDER hanging over the edge of the light. So I jumped and almost fell out of the shower.
My first instinct, obviously, was to yell at my dad to come kill the spider. Mind you, this thing turned out to be about five inches smaller than an average tarantula. So I yelled at my dad, who came downstairs. I pointed to the light with this EPICALLY LARGE SPIDER CRAWLING OVER IT.
Long story short, my dad had to knock the spider off the light (making me scream) and then repeatedly smash it (also making me scream) then clean it up.
I don't want to go in my bathroom EVER AGAIN