It said to "Tell everyone about yourself", but I have nothing to say so..... sorry for wasting 4.95 seconds of your life. 9.35 seconds if you're a slow reader. 2.63 if you didn't really care what this said, but you were so bored you thought, "Eh... why not?" and read it really fast.

 20.94 seconds if you are still reading this, but I guess that's not really accurate data because while I was reading this I paused at the line, "you were so bored you thought," because I accidentally typed do instead of so and me being a grammar nazi it annoyed me, so I thought by staring at it for a few seconds it would fix the mistake. 

However, it did not, so I just proceeded as normal and finished reading the passage, but you will never know that happened because I fixed the mistake and you are too lazy to time it yourself. Unless you're in the 2% of people who are still reading this.

 www.it'syou'renotyour.com
(if you get that reference I will love you forever)