MousieeElliee

Y'all it's 2026 I'm starting uni this year time to reflect back on the dumb posts

DUDE WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S BEEN A YEAR SINCE I LAST SENT SMT

Dear mom,
          
          I don't care how mad you are
          
          The madder you are the maddest I am

Onu sevmek bana hiç iyi gelmiyor...
          
          Ama ben o 1 saat boyunca kuş gibi hafiftim nedense 

When you got prepared for the bakery guy but your mom told you to not go there: 

I think I manifested on accident (The bakery guy gave my favorite type of bun aka moon bun)

I saw a cute guy at the bakery today.
          
          I can't describe his appearence as passionately as I always do cause I am not exactly attached to him but yeah he was cute.
          
          He was nothing like you, he was nice and kind. His talking was soothing, and the way he talked was too gentle to be talking to me. 
          
          But he wasn't you.
          
          I can think of moving on but hey he wasn't you.
          
          And how can I love him if he wasn't anything like you?

And suddenly I want to cry cause my fictional crush is getting married next season!

"Kimse benim yanımda bu adamın karbonhidrat diyetine laf edemez bi daha."

If anybody asks we were two brids in one cage and when we had the chance to fly away we both flew different ways