Hey bois, it's ya best bih @TheGayestInTheLand , and I have a story I must tell you about last period.
I'm in band, and I had to roll on the bass drum for a certain part of the star wars medley. At first, it sounded real shitty becos I only had one mallet, but then I took the timpani mallets and did the perfect, thunder-sounding roll ever, and people seemed to love it. Then, suddenly, The Rain Began.
"HAIL POSEIDON"
Is shouted out by our friend (and my fellow clarinetist), which causes us all to start laughing. She looks over at our band director.
"YOU DON'T NEED TO BE THE LEADER OF OUR CULT NOW, WE HAVE HER!"
Edit one: it wasn't The Rain, but actually hail ;)