Mr-Carrot-Cake

At the end of the day, we're all just meat.

Mr-Carrot-Cake

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I'm not one to seek many pleasures, just give me a console, my phone, music, and wifi, and I'll be happy, but one feeling, no, TWO, feelings have me kicking around in my blanket at night, starting fresh, like making a new account or character, a clean slate, and romance, like the one seen in the apothecary diaries, a slow burn. That's what gets me feeling butterflies in my stomach, that's the shit.

Mr-Carrot-Cake

From barbarian germanic and celtic tribes in the north, to treacherous horseback archers in the east, from before christ to the entirety of the middle ages, the empire of Rome stood, through plagues and infighting, a dream, started by julius caesar and carried on by his heir, octavian, now known as emperor augustus. Augustus layed the foundations for Rome, having the longest reign out of any emperor. But, like all empires, unsustainable and static, they fall. As civilization rebuilds itself atop the ashes.

Mr-Carrot-Cake

Now, resting, on a roughly made bed using only blankets and sheets, he layed there. He gripped the cloth of his sons sleeve, as he whispered "Jerusalem." With that, one final breath the elderly king let out, as the crown now passed to his eldest and only son. The king died, with a prophetic dream of one day, claiming the city that had been his families ever since the time of augustus.

Mr-Carrot-Cake

If there was two things in history I could change in any way, 2nd would be the 4th crusade, which was to control Egypt and all, but ended up in crusaders sacking Constantinople and fracturing the byzantine empire, my 1st would be to learn Italian, give up my sinful nature, and marry duchess matilda of house canossa of tuscany. 

Mr-Carrot-Cake

"He was in love with her, matilda had completely taken over his life, he remained sleepless some nights, aching to be beside her, and when he finally did marry her and start a dynasty which would last all the way to the modern century, he would never remarry, even after her death, as her death made him sleepless, as his heart ached to see her again, but, he would make her dream come true, of unifying Italy and getting independence from the germanic powers."

Mr-Carrot-Cake

"You, direct descendant to the father of the kingdom of calradia, the empire has been thrown into chaos, a southern queen which would throw away our traditions and the senate, a rogue general who would let the military take full control, and a northern senator who would let a corrupt aristocracy take control over the whole of the empire. You know what you must do."