Mr. Cums

I have returned

I have become a Mr Cums RP account fear me

Hola Foolish

Well, I heard there was a special place
          Where men could go and emancipate
          The brutality and tyranny of their ruler
          Well, this place is real, we needn't fret
          With Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo, fuck Eret
          It's a very big place, not blown-up, L'Manberg
          
          My L'Manberg
          My L'Manberg
          My L'Manberg
          My L'Manberg
          
          Well, our faith was strong within these walls
          A sanctuary that would never fall
          The beauty of this landscape overthrew ya
          He made his throne and betrayed our land
          But wе still stand strong and we hold our hands
          And from here I can see my L'Manbеrg
          
          Oh, my L'Manberg
          My L'Manberg
          My L'Manberg
          My L'Manberg

Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
          When I was a kid on VoIP
          I thought when I get older
          I'd marry her, I told her
          Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
          Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
          If I could change a single thing
          I'd make it me and not him
          He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
          I've got the key and he's just a doormat
          And even though he's got social skills
          That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
          Anyway, make the most of him
          'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
          Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)
          Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
          The one who took you away from me
          You hit it off instantly
          I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
          I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
          Push against his fashion sense
          I've thought about what he looks like nude
          I'm not gay, though
          'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
          Oh, she's living the dream
          From back when we were 17
          She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
          Oh, she's living the dream
          From back when we were 17
          How on earth could I be saved?
          When I'm one click away from insane
          I just think that I deserve
          A little bit of what I earned
          I'm not gonna make another scene
          The one I made when I was 23
          Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
          But he's in your bed, and I'm in your Twitch chat
          I've got the key and he's just a doormat
          'Cause even though he's got social skills
          That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
          Anyway, make the most of him
          'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
          Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
          I think about you every day (every day)
          So how on earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
          I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
          Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he's really fine as hell)
          'Cause you're beauty
          And you're grace (and you're grace)
          Your telephone calls are my favourite place
          And I want you to notice me
          With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo)
          I want you to care
          I want to smell your hair

hate me fellow followers

Hey, hey, hey
          I got a condo in Manhattan
          Baby girl, what's hatnin'?
          You and your ass invited
          So gon' and get to clappin'
          Go pop it for a player, pop-pop it for me
          Turn around and drop it for a player, drop-drop it for me
          I'll rent a beach house in Miami
          Wake up with no jammies (nope)
          Lobster tail for dinner
          Julio, serve that scampi
          You got it if you want it, got, got it if you want it
          Said you got it if you want it, take my wallet if you want it, now
          Jump in the Cadillac
          (Girl, let's put some miles on it)
          Anything you want
          (Just to put a smile on you)
          You deserve it baby, you deserve it all
          And I'm gonna give it to you
          Gold jewelry shining so bright
          Strawberry champagne on ice
          Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
          Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
          Sex by the fire at night
          Silk sheets and diamonds all white
          Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
          Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
          I'm talkin' trips to Puerto Rico
          Say the word and we go
          You can be my fleeka
          Girl, I'll be a fleeko, mamacita
          I will never make a promise that I can't keep
          I promise that your smile ain't gon' never leave
          Shopping sprees in Paris
          Everything twenty-four karats
          Take a look in that mirror (take a look)
          Now tell me who's the fairest
          Is it you? (is it you?) is it me? (is it me?)
          Say it's us (say it's us) and I'll agree, baby
          Jump in the Cadillac
          (Girl, let's put some miles on it)
          Anything you want
          (Just to put a smile on you)
          You deserve it baby, you deserve it all
          And I'm gonna give it to you
          Gold jewelry shining so bright
          Strawberry champagne on ice
          Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
          Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
          Sex by the fire at night
          Silk sheets and diamonds all white
          Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
          Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
          You say you want a good time
          Well here I am, baby, here I am, baby
          Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me

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Hello shark 

Foolish, my friend, tf you doing in wattpad??