Mr W.B.Monday

Bro ur homeboy did something fucking disgusting, look at this shit
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/378511922-a-milk-jug-and-a-cowboy

Sup nerds! Its been... a while. Focusing on studies have left me weak, Buuuuuuttt, guess what?
          I FUCKING GRADUATED (from high-school) LET'S FUCKING GOOO-
          Me and my friendo @WardenOHell finally survived that fucking helldump (oh btw follow him, bro carried me thru my ancient history exams and i feel as if i should give credit where tis due), and now I'm like, 3 mudshakes in (Chocolate Vodka. The Greatest Creation Ever) so cya!

cool pfp

Also my god am I blind, I just noticed the view count. 3k? Seriously? Is dis a prank or something? 
          Hope not, this is damn bragging rights-
          Either way, thanks to everyone who's still reading after my first few chapters, idk how you put up with my writing but hey, not complaining!

So I've been gone a while- sorry for that. Work is busy, uni is hard, Australia is Australia (and that's a challenge in itself).. been a lot. But I might be here a while longer, now that my feet are on the ground.
          
          -Mr M.

I know you might not see this, but you have been inactive for quite a long time. I am getting a little concerned, and If there is anything troubling happening to you at the moment, you can always come talk to me about it. I am a mere stranger on the internet, but I just hope you are doing alright.

Hey Ya'll! If a.nyone even reads this- I've been experiencing School bullshit soooooooo........ Why i haven't been writing is that. WEEEEEEEELP, Imma try to write more, if i have the time tbh, so Here we go