At a charming 29, I'm a software guy, and a music guy, and a traveling guy! 

I'm writing first chapters of stories! I enjoy doing this!! If you like any of these, let me know somehow and I will continue it!!! That means there could be second chapter or third ones or... who knows!!!! Then you could read it more! If you're my relatives or friends I'm going to guilt you into this!!!!! If you're a stranger, then I will say, "Oh my god, I'm a famous Hemingway guy now!" If you turn out to be a spam then I will say, "Shoot, I'm sad because the internet never likes anything I do ever." If you are a lurker and you like to read stuff but don't ever comment on anything, "I'll be like, damn, no one ever comments on anything, I should go post these on Reddit." If I post these on Reddit, then I'll be like, "I'm an atheist!" Then Reddit will be like, "Well... what do you want a cookie?" Then I'll say, "You're the ones who are so obsessed with karma and all that." To which they will respond by banning me from their sub-reddit. And, in the end, I will wind up writing Chapter 1's on Wattpad. Because I like doing it. But, some part of me will wish that people read them. And that's just how it works. 

Anyways, enough about me. What about you? What are you up to right now? I'll bet you're related to me. Are you related to me? Are you my Dad? Hello Dad. Katie says hi. Are you not my Dad? Awkward... Katie's my girlfriend. She's pretty great. She doesn't have a Wattpad but she has a blog for our travel stuff. She say my stories are good and not to be sad even though no one reads them. 

Anyway, I read them. So one person does read them. Mostly while I'm standing outside of bathrooms. I chuckle, shake my and think, "Man, this stuffs great." 

Rock On!

**To those of you not familiar with Reddit, I did not intend to exclude you from my "About." I was attempting, rather, to connect with the general public under the guise that y'all would all know this. This was unfair and I apologize.**